Some classic quotes from the weekend in Bishop’s Stortford with Alex Long, Geoffrey Willobough and Jeremy Parkinson.

Alex: I’ve made the long list.
Tim: Is it full of Longs?

Tim: We’ve got at least two intelligent people here
Geoffrey: Half each

Tim: We’re not wearing studs.
Alex: But we’re all studs.

Alex: I get weak after so much.
Geoffrey: So does your prose